The Tranny in my Kitchen

Posted on November 14, 2011

No, not a transvestite.  Not that kind of tranny.

I’m talking about the transmission for a 1982 Fiat Spyder Convertible.

This is the price you pay for marrying a Georgia boy who is also a shade tree mechanic.  The tranny has been sitting in my kitchen for at least nine months.  There is a radiator in the downstairs den, and a floorboard in my husband’s office.

When I married this man 34 years ago, he moved into my one bedroom apartment and stashed Triumph Spitfire parts in the walk-in closet.  For some women the reality of marriage hits when they discover that their husbands don’t put the cap on the toothpaste.  For me — it’s grease in the kitchen sink, and I’m not talking about vegetable oil.

Good thing there are fringe benefits.